Crime is down 14%, but only if you ignore Fraud, which has bloomed under lockdown, in which case it is up.
Boris Johnson didn’t attend any parties under lockdown, except all of the ones which he did attend under lockdown.
The vaccine could only be developed because we had left the EU, even though it was developed before we left the EU.
There has never been a time where the very nature of facts has been so in doubt.
There has never been a better time to own an ethically crafted Stewart Lee ‘You can prove anything with facts’ leisure garment.
There has never been a better time to celebrate in fabric a statement gifted to us by a furious taxi driver somewhere near Shepherd’s Bush in the Spring of 1999.
You can prove anything with facts, so order a You Can Prove Anything With Facts garment today!
Wear your bewilderment with pride!
Make a bold and yet vague statement of uncertainty!!
Tell the world in no uncertain terms that you are certain of nothing!!!
Other catchphrases are available
Wax-face have made them in black and a Navy / indigo blue version, on Anthem Organic Tee Shirts who are a UK based ethical tee shirt manufacturer.
They cost £20 each and will start shipping from Tuesday 15th February 2022.
Content Provider facemasks cost £15 each and are in stock and shipping now!
Hoodies of Content Provider and All The Cheeses are also in stock and shipping now. They cost £35 each.
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Brighton Argus
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World Without End, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Jackmumf, Twitter