Crime is down 14%, but only if you ignore Fraud, which has bloomed under lockdown, in which case it is up.
Boris Johnson didn’t attend any parties under lockdown, except all of the ones which he did attend under lockdown.
The vaccine could only be developed because we had left the EU, even though it was developed before we left the EU.
There has never been a time where the very nature of facts has been so in doubt.
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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John Robins, Comedian
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Brighton Argus
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Bosco239, youtube
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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World Without End, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Keilloh, Twitter
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Stuart, Chortle
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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Richard Herring, Comedian