LONDON LIFES 7 – THE BABY MAN - March 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - March 6th, 2007

Peter Fleurdelys is employed by Hackney Council as a Men’s Birthing Awareness Generation Officer. I’m the Hackney Council Men’s Birthing Awareness Generation Officer. If you’ve ever attended an ante-natal class maybe you’ve already seen me. I come in late at the end of the official class wearing a cycling helmet, and hand out leaflets about…

LONDON LIFES 6 – PASTOR ISIAH ALI FARKA TOURE ISIAHSONS - February 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - February 27th, 2007

Pastor Isiah Ali Farka Toure Isiahsons is the General Secretary Major of The Allied Evangelicals, registered charity number 21232999axc56, who last week organised a Walk Against Bad Guns And Shootings in South London. “As we have seen all over London this month, guns are a menace to our society, and the Church should do something…

LONDON LIFES 5 – HELEN FITZROY - February 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - February 20th, 2007

Last year, Helen ‘Stinky’ Fitzroy briefly revived the forgotten Victorian London trade of Pure Taker, by gathering dog excrement from the streets around her Islington home, which she then attempted to sell to the Leather Industry. When I tell people that I once tried to sell dog excrement to strangers, they often look at me…

LONDON LIFES 4 – EDWARD SMITH - February 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - February 13th, 2007

Edward Smith is a snowman, based in Kings Cross. Due to increasingly mild weather, he has seen little active snowman service in the last decade. Having been assembled by a gang of children on a piece of wast eground off Pentonville Road during last week’s heavy snowfall, Edward is looking forward to seeing how the…

LONDON LIFES 3 – STAN ANDREWS - February 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - February 7th, 2007

Stan Andrews stands on Oxford Street holding a placard saying Golf Sale, and has done since 1989. ‘Golf Sale’. That’s me. Perhaps you’ve seen me. My pitch is at the corner of Oxford Street and Rathbone place, just by the Waterstone’s. I’ve stood there for the best part of two decades now, from ten till…

Ted Chippington - February 2007 The Guardian Guide - February 4th, 2007

As a comedian and F-list celebrity I am occassionally asked to appear as a talking head on TV shows called the ‘Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time’. But most the people I want to discuss – Simon Munnery, Kevin MacAleer, and Ted Chippington for example, – are deemed inadmissable by the producers, who want to…